HUMOR RUMOR
U. N. IDENTIFIES THREE NEW HUMAN SOURCES OF GLOBAL WARMING
Naming names, the study identified them as Molten Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Hot Hugo Chavez, and Volcanic Vladimir Putin.
Presenting the new study, Ban Ki-Moon, the Secretary-General of the U. N, stated, “While we previously determined that human activity accounts for global warming, we mistakenly believed the main source is the burning of fossil fuels. As a result of this new study, we are drawing up a revised Kyoto protocol that calls upon these three overheated human beings to reduce the soaring temperatures of their speeches.”
The scientist who headed up the study, Theodore Lowe, Ph. D., noted, “The evidence is conclusive. Every time one of these three hot-headed leaders makes a speech a glacier melts. Obviously, this catastrophic environmental mayhem must be stopped!”
Al Gore observed, “When I was a politician, I felt like blowing my top plenty of times. But once I learned how important it is for every one of us to do what he can about global warming, I’ve become a carbon-free speaker. I haven’t lost my temper once. In fact, I’ve become so cool sometimes I may appear to be asleep."
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