ARCHIVE OF RECENT ISSUES

December 2007 - Click Here
U. N. IDENTIFIES THREE NEW HUMAN SOURCES OF GLOBAL WARMING

November 2007 - Click Here
KID KREMLIN. PUTIN PUNCHES BACK.

October 2007 - Click Here
HUMAN BEINGS CALLED INTERMEDIATE STEP
ON WAY TO A LOGICAL SPECIES

September 2007 - Click Here
GREAT WALL OF CHINA MAY BE REPAIRED
WITH LEAD-TAINTED TOYS

August 2007 - Click Here
GLOBALIZATION UPDATE:
CHINA BECOMES BIG SPENDER WHILE
UNCLE SAM BECOMES BROKO DE JOKO

July 2007 - Click Here
GEORGE BUSH SPEEDS AHEAD TO POLICIAL SUCCESS IN IRAQ

June 2007 - Click Here
MILITANTS VOW TO EXPORT PRODUCTS
THAT CAN BE SOLD AT WAL-MART.

May 2007 - Click Here
SUICIDE BOMBER ARRIVES AT ENTRANCE
TO PARADISE AT SAME TIME AS VICTIMS.

April 2007 - Click Here
IRAN MAY BECOME 51ST STATE;
ONLY SAFE WAY TO GET NUKES.

March 2007 - Click Here
U. S. SENIORS RETIRING TO IRAQ;
SAY THAT'S WHERE THE MEDICARE MONEY IS.

February 2007 - Click Here
TERROR OR ERROR –
WHAT'S THE REAL BATTLE OF OUR TIME?

Januay 2007 - Click Here
A SENTIMENTAL VISIT TO THE
JUNKYARD OF GREAT IDEAS

December 2006 - Click Here
THE ALAMO IN IRAQ
BUSH VOWS TO FIGHT TO THE LAST IRAQI

November 2006 - Click Here
BUSH ROWS UPSTREAM IN IRAQ,
AS IN UP NIAGARA FALLS

October 29, 2006 - Click Here
NEW GOVERNMENT STUDY FAILS TO LOCATE
MEXICANS WHO KNOW WHAT A LADDER IS

October 22, 2006 - Click Here
THREE TURBAN MONTE
BUSH AND RUMSFELD FIND THEMSELVES PLAYING
A REAL SUCKER'S GAME

October 15, 2006 - Click Here
NORTH KOREA RISKS NEW DEFINITION OF MAD
AS MANIAC'S ASSURED DESTRUCTION

October 8, 2006 - Click Here
COYOTE EXCUSES PREDATORY BEHAVIOR;
CLAIMS WAS MOLESTED BY COCKER SPANIEL

October 1, 2006 - Click Here
THE AMERICAN UMPIRE.
CONDUCTING THE AMERICAN EMPIRE IN A WAY
THAT'S AS FAIR AS THE CALLS IN YANKEE STADIUM.

September 24, 2006 - Click Here
WHAT IF THE MOST POWERFUL NATION ON EARTH WAS IRAN?

September 17, 2006 - Click Here
AMERICA MAY BECOME NONALIGNED NATION;
CITES WORLDWIDE INGRATITUDE

September 10, 2006 - Click Here
KOFI ANNAN, THE MIDDLE EAST REPAIRMAN;
WILL HIS HANDIWORK KEEP THE PEACE?

September 3, 2006 - Click Here
A NEW WORK LIST FOR THE HUMAN RACE;
GIVEN OUR CURRENT WORK HABITS,
WE SHOULD COULD USE ONE

August 27, 2006 - Click Here
OK, THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE.
WHICH ONE DO YOU SAVE FIRST –
THE BABY, THE OLD TESTAMENT, THE NEW TESTAMENT, OR THE KORAN?

August 20, 2006 - Click Here
DEMAGOGUERY FOR DUMMIES:
HOW TO CONVINCE PEOPLE YOU'RE A SAINT
DESPITE EXPLOSIVE EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY

August 13, 2006 - Click Here
MAKE WAR AS MAKE NICE:
ISRAEL'S COMMENDABLE BUT COSTLY MILITARY TACTIC

August 6, 2006 - Click Here
CASTRO SURVIVES; MILLIONS MOURN;
CUBA LIBRE? NOT YET, AMIGO!

July 30, 2006 - Click Here
UNCLE SAM'S SHAKY TRANSITION TO EMPIRE;
HAVING THE RIGHT STRATEGY SHOULD WOULD HELP

July 23, 2006 - Click Here
A BOMB FOR A BOMB AND A ROCKET FOR A ROCKET;
WHAT HATH TERRORISM WROUGHT BUT A NEW CODE OF HAMMURABI

July 16, 2006 - Click Here
IRAQ OPENS SUICIDE BOMBER RANGE;
HAILS IT AS TWICE-BLESSED PARADISE EXPRESS

July 9, 2006 - Click Here
NUCLEAR PANDHANDLING:
NORTH KOREA AND IRAN SEEK TO TRADE THREATS OF OBLIVION FOR ARMS

July 2, 2006 - Click Here
AIRHEAD BEHAVIOR BECOMES NEW HUMAN NORM
AS UNDERACHIEVEMENT REACHES NEW HEIGHTS

June 25, 2006 - Click Here
WHY AL-QAEDA'S PROMISE OF PARADISE IS FUNDAMENTALLY ILLOGICAL

June 18, 2006 - Click Here
BUSH MEETS MALIKI. MAY TRADE JOBS.

June 11, 2006 - Click Here
SEX CHANGE PROCEDURE CREATES NEW SPECIES,
NEITHER ALL MALE NOR ALL FEMALE

June 4, 2006 - Click Here
1/4 Of World’s Oil Reserves In Artic;
U. S. Seeks To Join OPEC

May 28, 2006 - Click Here
Mexico Solves Immigration Problem;
Becomes Part Of China

May 21, 2006 - Click Here
Happy Trails, America!
But Where Are They?

May 14, 2006 - Click Here
Theory Of Evolution Challenged By French Chef;
Cites Role Of Food And Wine

May 7, 2006 - Click Here
Sun To Burn Only Five Billion More Years;
Humans Express Concern

April 30, 2006 - Click Here
Bin Laden Releases Another Audiotape;
Hideout Too Dark To Shoot Video

April 23, 2006 - Click HereThe Illogical Puppet Of Iran;
Any Chance Of Getting The Little Guy A New Script?

April 16 , 2006 - Click Here
The Headless Horseman Of Mass Media;
Information Everywhere, Philosophy Nowhere

April 09 , 2006 - Click Here
Daily Life And Mass Hysteria

April 02, 2006 - Click Here
George W. As George Washington,
Crossing The Tigris