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African And Afghan Women Gain Right To Kick Men Where It Hurts

African women, who are often “circumcised” by their fathers to make them fit for a joyless and frequently suicidal life of marital servitude, have now gained the right to defend themselves. A judge has ruled that any women who undergoes or is threatened with such a devastating assault on her normal sexuality has the right to kick her father in the nuts. It is hoped that the painful experience will moderate his desire to, as the scandalous slang goes, clip her you know what.

And in Afghanistan, where, we read, many young women are electing to commit suicide by setting themselves on fire, as a result of forced marriage to joyless men with long gray beards, regular beatings by assorted members of the male hierarchy, rapes, and other primitive abuses, another informed judge has ruled that they now also have the right to kick the guilty in the nomad’s gonads.

It is hoped that the new rulings will lead to the treatment of women in a way that is not entirely nuts.

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