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OSAMA BIN LADEN SEEKS JOB
AT NEW YORK PORT

States that, due to the lack of security at the Port of New York, he could not hope to find a safer haven.
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DREADLINE OF THE WEEK

DID MOHAMMED EVER DRAW A CARTOON?

An ancient scroll provides hitherto unknown information about Mohammed's childhood.
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SHREDITORIAL

In our opinion, entirely too much attention is being paid to the Middle East by us and the rest of the civilized world.
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HEY, USA

BIOFUEL MAKES CARS
MAKE FUNNY SOUNDS

Americans may soon be able to enjoy the road more than they expect.
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FOREIGN FRIENDS
AND WOES


FRENCH ANNOUNCE THEY
REMEMBER WORLD WAR II

Jacques Chirac proposes holiday called Merci Beaucoup, Amerique!  He is pelted with baguettes.
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WASHINGTON SPIN DIN

“Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress, but I repeat myself.” Mark Twain
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HILARIOUS SPOOF
OF THE WEEK


TOTALLY SAFE SEX

"Just sign this simple Sex Consent Form," Don told he girl friend, Jane, "and we can go on to enjoy a night of carefree bliss." FULL STORY

DOLLARS AND NONSENSE

Can American remain the most powerful nation on earth when it's in the service business?
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WHAT THE TECH

Microsoft announces that one out of every ten purchasers of its new Vista operating system will be able to install it on one computer at no additional charge.
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HEALTH AND PRICES

Scientists at Johns Hopkins have discovered that stem-cell research may lead to improvements in intelligence.  They immediately invited President Bush to participate in the clinical trials. 
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LAW AND DISORDER

The American Bar Association recommended that lawyers bill clients in a way they can understand. Over 10,000 irate members immediately filed an injunction to stop the measure.
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CULTURE

As the ideals of the Enlightenment continue to be eclipsed by the encroachment of a New Dark Age, we may all be consoled that symphony orchestras around the world continue to perform superbly.FULL STORY


WHAT'S ENTERTAINMENT

Anybody seen or heard any lately? 
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SPORTS SHORTS

The cause of the American team's poor performance in the winter Olympics has been determined. The games took place in Italy and most of the members simply overate.
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CLEVER MONKEY
OF THE WEEK

DONALD RUMSFELD

For announcing that, after an extensive study of military preparedness, he has been able to determine that the American armed forces are apparently armed. 
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WEATHER & POLLUTION

As snow piles up in the Northeast and the glaciers continue to melt in Alaska, confused Eskimos have been migrating to Times Square.
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QUOTE OF THE WEEK

"The first thing that usually strikes a visitor to New York is a taxicab.” Anonymous

 

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