SHREDITORIAL
TRAFFIC TICKETS BREAK
SPEED LIMIT
They're being issued at breakneck speed. Why? You pay a guy a thousand bucks or so a week – and he writes a thousand bucks worth of traffic tickets even on a slow morning.
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HEY, USA
COLLEGE BOARD FLUNKS
SAT. MAY DISCOVER
POINT AND CLICK
After another incriminating episode of pencil scratches gone wrong, is it time for The College Board, which oversees the tests, to discover point and click.
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FOREIGN FRIENDS
AND WOES
IRAN SEEKS ATOMIC BOMB
FOR PEACEFUL PURPOSES
The announcement removed all doubt about Tehran’s true intentions and sparked an immediate debate guaged to provide time for the nettlesome nation to develop one.
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WASHINGTON
SPIN DIN
WASHINGTON MONUMENT DEVELOPS DROOP
The surprising tilt was first noticed by an amateur architect, who never takes a vacation without a pocket level.
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HILARIOUS SPOOF
OF THE WEEK
HOMELAND INSECURITY
If the government's ability to smuggle radioactive material into the U. S concerns you, read about its reassuring plan to put a missle in every chimney.
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DOLLARS
AND NONSENSE
SHOULD NATURE CHARGE
FOR SUNLIGHT?
Executives argue that free sunlight is fiscally irresponsible and seek dialogue with Mother Nature.
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WHAT
THE TECH
NEW VIDEO GAME FEATURES CHARITABLE COMBAT
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HEALTH
AND PRICES
ONE SENIOR FIGURES OUT
NEW MEDICARE DRUG PLAN. OTHERS MAKING OWN DRUGS. PLUS, WHAT BIRD-FLU SCARE?
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LAW
AND DISORDER
IN EMINENT DOMAIN DECISION, SUPREME COURT SPLITS ALONG HUMANITARIAN LINES.
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CULTURE
WHISTLER'S MOTHER KICKED OUT
In new edition of standard textbook, she goes MIA, or missing in art.
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WHAT'S ENTERTAINMENT
IS RAP MUSIC
A CONTRADICTION
IN TERMS?
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SPORTS SHORTS
HEAVYWEIGHT BOXING:
THE SPORT WITHOUT STARS
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CLEVER MONKEY
OF THE WEEK
HAMID KARZAI
For somehow getting the case thrown out against the Muslim man who converted to Christianity.
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WEATHER
& POLLUTION
WHY THE MIDWEST IS FLAT
Seismological tests reveal there are just too many fat people walking on it.
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QUOTE
OF THE WEEK
“I believe … we have the ability to solve our problems, otherwise human life would be illogical, and nature is, if anything, precise to distant decimals.” Charles Blaise, Life Itself As A Modern Religion*
*(c) toreasonpublishing.com
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