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MEXICO SOLVES IMMIGRATION PROBLEM
BECOMES PART OF CHINA

Mexicans Celebrating Annexation To China

In a startling announcement, President Vicente Fox of Mexico revealed that his nation has solved its immigration problem with the U. S. by requesting annexation to China. As a result of its new status, a plentitude of domestic jobs will be available.

Mexicans by the millions cheered the decision, throwing fiestas nationwide, with shouts of “Viva Mexico!” “Viva China!” And the air rang out with the triumphant neologism, “MexiChina, Ole!"


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DREADLINE OF THE WEEK

Europeans Press Iran;
Present Cartoon Of Bombs Dropping On Nuclear Facilities

European negotiators, intent on reaching a peaceful agreement with Iran about its nuclear program, resorted to a tactic that has proved to be the most reliable way to elicit a response in much of the Muslim world.

Recalling the extraordinary reaction to Danish cartoons depicting the Prophet Mohammad and, last week, demonstrations by an Iranian Turkish minority over a cartoon that, they think, portrays them in a bad light, the Europeans opted to incorporate one in their proposal.

When the French representative held up the rather direct cartoon, The Iranian negotiator sat back, and asked, “Is this cartoon intended to be some sort of hint?“ FULL STORY

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SHREDITORIAL

Italian Man Asks
Wrong Question About Christ;
Court Agrees To Hear Case

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HEY, USA

Jimmy Hoffa Continues
To Evade FBI


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FOREIGN FUN

Bin Laden Sighted
In Karachi;
May Turn Self In

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WASHINGTON SPIN DIN

Bush And Blair Admit
Mistakes in Iraq;
Vow To Continue

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SPOOF OF THE WEEK

Surprise Visitors At
Group Of Seven Summit

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DOLLARS & NONSENSE

Bright Side Of Gas Prices;
Americans Start To
Read Price Signs

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WHAT THE TECH

Internet, Which Began As
Tech Wizardry, Ends Up As
Ad Wizardry

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HEALTHY HUMOR

Preventive Use Of
Antipsychotic Drugs Weighed;
Cite World Leaders

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LAW & LAUGHTER

America May Import
Biz Execs;
Too Many Here In Jail

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CULTURE & COMEDY

1940'S Book Has Belated Debut; Reveals America In War
That Felt Right

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WHAT'S ENTERTAINMENT

New Dracula Musical Closes, Except On Nights
With Full Moon

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SPORTS SHORTS

Barry Bonds Breaks
Babe Ruth's Homer Record;
Bat Tested For Steroids

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CLEVER MONKEY

Palestinian President
Mahmoud Abbas


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WEATHER & WILDLIFE

Monkeys Reveal Elemental
Speech Patterns; Ask For
Shave And A Haircut

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WITTY QUOTE

"A great many animals laugh, says a scientist. And, of course, a great many people give them good cause to.” San Diego Union

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