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SEX CHANGE PROCEDURE CREATES NEW SPECIES
NEITHER ALL MALE NOR ALL FEMALE

X Male and Y Female Look At Z Male And Z Female

Due to a revolutionary procedure, an entirely new species of human is now afoot on the earth – neither all male nor all female. People who have undergone the procedure seem delighted.

A mostly female member of the species confided, “When you become a new species, it changes your whole outlook. I’m no longer really flamingly female or, for that matter, flamingly male. It makes me really happy. ”

What exactly is this revolutionary procedure? We spoke with Dr. Emil Changemaker, the founder of the technique, and asked, “We understand you’ve created a new species of human being. Can you please elaborate?”

“Happy to. First, this sex change operation requires no surgery.”

“It doesn’t?”

“No, it occurs, not between the legs, but between the ears.”

The historic interview follows. FULL STORY

DREADLINE OF THE WEEK

Terrorist Receives
Surprise Sendoff;
Meets His Allah

As all the world knows, Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi, the self-appointed and savage representative of Al-Qaeda in Iraq, was given a surprise sendoff last week.

What no one seems to know is what happened when he met his Allah. Fortunately, we were there..

When we heard that Mr. Al-Zarqawi was finally the object of his just reward, we, of course, did like most of the weary and repelled observers of his atrocities and bid him a speedy journey to his well-deserved destiny. But we also sent an email to Allah, asking if we could witness his arrival at what Mr. Zarqawi and other leading terrorists insist, all the better to influence their ill-informed stooges, is The Gate Where 27 Virgins Await.

We herewith present the somewhat heated conversation that took place between Allah and Mr. Al-Zarqawi, wherein the recent arrival learned, to his astonishment, that he is destined to dilate for eternity in a place the name of which rhymes, oddly enough, with his much bandied about word, "infidel."
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SHREDITORIAL

Correctness As
An Improvement Over Freedom

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HEY, USA

High Gas Prices
May Spur Comeback Of
Covered Wagon

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FOREIGN FUN

Iran Sees Promise In
European Nuke Offer;
Demands Free Pizza Delivery

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WASHINGTON SPIN DIN

Senate Takes Up Debate On Regular Marriage

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SPOOF OF THE WEEK

Dr. Coburn Shows
How You Can
Just Say No To Sex

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DOLLARS & NONSENSE

Wall Street Skids On Oil,
Deflates On Inflation

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WHAT THE TECH

Google Launches
Frugal and Bugle

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HEALTHY HUMOR

New Cause of High Blood Pressure Revealed;
Expecting Logical Behavior

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LAW & LAUGHTER

Sex Offender Sentenced
To Remedial Training
With Cool Guys

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CULTURE & COMEDY

NetFlix Launches NetPlay; Delivers Live Cast Through Mail

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WHAT'S ENTERTAINMENT

Music Fans Extract Hits
From Albums; Music Execs Demand Novocain

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SPORTS SHORTS

Teen Fails To Qualify
For U. S. Open;
May Switch Sports

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CLEVER MONKEY

Iraqi Prime Minister
Nouri al-Maliki

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WEATHER & WILDLIFE

Frogs Flown From
Frightful Fungus

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WITTY QUOTE

Horse sense is "what keeps horses from betting on what people will do." Oscar Wilde

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