SANELY FUNNY COVER STORY
SEX CHANGE PROCEDURE CREATES NEW SPECIES
NEITHER ALL MALE NOR ALL FEMALE
Due to a revolutionary procedure, an entirely new species of human is now afoot on the earth – neither all male nor all female. People who have undergone the procedure seem delighted.
A mostly female member of the species confided, “When you become a new species, it changes your whole outlook. I’m no longer really flamingly female or, for that matter, flamingly male. It makes me really happy. ”
What exactly is this revolutionary procedure?
We spoke with Dr. Emil Changemaker, the founder of the technique, and asked, “We understand you’ve created a new species of human being. Can you please elaborate?”
“Happy to. First, this sex change operation requires no surgery.”
“It doesn’t?”
“No, it occurs, not between the legs, but between the ears.”
The historic interview follows.
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DREADLINE OF THE WEEK
Terrorist Receives
Surprise Sendoff;
Meets His Allah
As all the world knows, Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi, the self-appointed and savage representative of Al-Qaeda in Iraq, was given a surprise sendoff last week.
What no one seems to know is what happened when he met his Allah. Fortunately, we were there..
When we heard that Mr. Al-Zarqawi was finally the object of his just reward, we, of course, did like most of the weary and repelled observers of his atrocities and bid him a speedy journey to his well-deserved destiny. But we also sent an email to Allah, asking if we could witness his arrival at what Mr. Zarqawi and other leading terrorists insist, all the better to influence their ill-informed stooges, is The Gate Where 27 Virgins Await.
We herewith present the somewhat heated conversation that took place between Allah and Mr. Al-Zarqawi, wherein the recent arrival learned, to his astonishment, that he is destined to dilate for eternity in a place the name of which rhymes, oddly enough, with his much bandied about word, "infidel."
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