SANELY FUNNY COVER STORY
WHY AL-QAEDA'S PROMISE OF PARADISE IS FUNDAMENTALLY ILLOGICAL
As we listen to the two principal culprits of Al-Qaeda attempt to motivate the unsuspecting to become suicidal dupes of their ideology, we cannot help but hear in their furious rhetoric grievous flaws.
So we decided we might save some lives by bringing to bear on their suspect promise of Paradise by way of murder the most frightening prospect a furiously brandished lie can confront: logic.
Let’s begin by reviewing the fundamental values on which their inflammatory illogic is based. When we're done we'll suggest a more likely means of ascent than belligerence, how one wears his beard, or if one dons her burkah.
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DREADLINE OF THE WEEK
HUMANIST TERRORISTS
NABBED IN MIAMI;
PLANNED TO PLANT EXPLOSIVE BOOKS
The terrorist cell, which claims affiliation with the terror group all-Libraries, was infiltrated by an FBI informant. The leader of the terrorist humanists confided to the FBI operative that the group planned to plant explosive books in various locations throughout the United States, including the Sears Tower, a number of FBI buildings, and radical Muslim mosques.
At a news conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales stated, “Fortunately, the plot by this home-grown terrorist cell was disrupted in the planning stages. The group was still trying to get funding to acquire a sufficient number of books.”
A spokesman for the humanist terrorists confessed, “Our goal was to spread enlightenment and disrupt the new Dark Age that appears to be descending on a worldwide basis.” FULL STORY
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