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SANELY FUNNY COVER STORY

AIRHEAD BEHAVIOR
BECOMES NEW HUMAN NORM

AS UNDERACHIEVEMENT REACHES NEW HEIGHTS


Airheads or floating heads like baloons

Today, look high and low, and what do you see? Airhead behavior – in fact, so much of it that it’s threatening to become the new human norm. What is going on here? And can we find hope anywhere?

Yes. Where, you may ask?

We'll take a look.

But to infuse the proceedings with appropriate levity, let’s first present NewsLaugh’s Ten Slams For New Heights Of Underachievement.

Then we’ll turn to those gifted and resilient human beings who refuse to partake in the worldwide slide toward the moronic and, instead, valorously persist in their commendable quest for overachievement.
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DREADLINE OF THE WEEK

UPSTART PALESTINIAN GROUP
URGES ISRAEL TO KEEP
HAMAS GOVERNMENT;
THEY DON’T WANT IT ANYMORE

An admittedly small, upstart group of Palestinians, comparing the quality of their governance with the orderly procedures in Israel, have decided the best thing that can happen to them is to give up on their own government.

As a result, they are asking Israel to keep the members of their government the Israelis arrested in response to the kidnapping of an Israeli soldier by militants. Even more surprisingly, they are advocating a one-state solution, with the Gaza Strip and West Bank volunteering to become part of Israel.

To let their voices be heard, they demonstrated, waving banners that read, “Palestine, No; Israel, Yes!”; “I Almost Speak Hebrew Already”; and “Let’s Make A Deal.”

Israel reacted with caution to the unexpected development, with Prime Minister Ehud Olmert saying, “Let them return our soldier; then maybe we can talk.”
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SHREDITORIAL

Who’s Watching
The Watchdogs?




HEY, USA

Senate Votes Down Flag Amendment. You Can Leave
Old Glory On Your Antenna



FOREIGN FUN

Besides “God Is Great!”
Kuwaiti Women Chant
“The Vote Is Great!"



WASHINGTON SPIN DIN

SPOOF OF THE WEEK

Dr. Coburn Shows
How You Can
Just Say No To Sex

Extended Spoof; Installment 5 Previous Installments Included


DOLLARS & NONSENSE

Buffet Plays Santa Claus;
Ellison Opts For Scrooge



WHAT THE TECH

New Device Helps Blind Read; Given The News, Are They
Sure They Want To?


HEALTHY HUMOR

New Study: Only Safe Place To Set Aside For Smokers Is Another Planet


LAW & LAUGHTER

Female Security Worker Gets Excited;Detains Rush Limbaugh For Possession Of Viagra



CULTURE & COMEDY

Van Cliburn’s Hometown Waves Farewell To Only Classical Music Station


WHAT'S ENTERTAINMENT

Superman Returns;
Critics Reach For Kryptonite



SPORTS SHORTS

Baseball Games Washed Out By Heavy Rain;
Fans Swim Home




CLEVER MONKEY

Osama Bin Laden

The Terrorist Jack-In-The-Box



WEATHER & WILDLIFE

Heavy Rain Washes
New England Back
To Merrie Old England


WITTY QUOTE

To please your love, I think,
Be sweet and sweeter still,
And, if that doesn’t work,
You know that nothing will.
Tom Attea

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