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DEMAGOGUERY
FOR DUMMIES

How To Convince People You're A Saint,
Despite Explosive Evidence To The Contrary

Hassan Nasrallah with very seriously wounded Hezbollah figher, who is ironically exclaiming, "Victory!"

How can a demagogue who boasts of kidnapping and killing and whose woeful misjudgment has rained down death and destruction on his own country be hailed as a saint? Is this demagoguery for dummies or what?

But Hassan Nasrallah faces a challenge to his credibility that isnít going to disappear. Now that his displaced advocates are making their ways home, they are faced, amid the ruins, with concrete evidence that he may be just the opposite of the saint they adore.FULL STORY


DREADLINE OF THE WEEK

Unloved In Iraq:
George Bush Gets Jilted For Another Shiite

It seems that Americaís only optimist in regard to Iraq is beginning to feel unloved by the people he hoped to bring freedom and democracy to, much like a distressed lover who has proffered a box of chocolates, only to find that the object of his affections is allergic to chocolate. Or, worse yet, that she prefers the mix of chocolates offered to her by a detested rival.

At a recent meeting with his war cabinet and a number of outside experts, Bush, The Broken-Hearted, actually found his rock- solid optimism waver. He admitted that he is not only troubled by the lack of progress in Iraq but frustrated that the Iraqi government and people havenít show more support for Americaís mission there.

Is his finally voiced distress a first indication that he will moderate his impractical goals?

The trouble with withdrawal is, of course, up pops the super Shiite al-Sadr to tie the diplomatic knot with Iran. Then Bush will have to witness, not only lost love, but the object of his amorous hopes marrying his despised rival.
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SHREDITORIAL

Time For America
To Bring Down The Curtain On
The Ballet Frankenstein

HEY, USA

Bible Belt May
Finally Consent To
A Belt Of Booze

FOREIGN FUN

Foreign Goes American:
Muslim Students In USA Memorize The Koran

WASHINGTON SPIN DIN

SPOOF OF THE WEEK

Depressed Rabbit Attempts Suicide


CULTURE & COMEDY

The Case Of The Terrorist Violin

TECH HUMOR

What The Dell?
My Laptop Just Exploded!

CLEVER MONKEY

Pluto
For Surviving, It Seems, As A Planet
Disqualified!

WITTY QUOTE

"An act of God was defined as something which no reasonable man could have expected."

A. P. Herbert: Uncommon Law


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