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A NEW WORK LIST FOR
THE HUMAN RACE


GIVEN OUR CURRENT WORK HABITS,
WE SURE COULD USE ONE

Hand coming out of cloud with scroll that says "New Work List."  Earth before it, with bombs going off and smokestacks belching pollution

Wouldnít it be revelatory if a helpful hand came out of the clouds and gave the human race a new work list? Given our current doings, we sure could use one. But, since the hand does not seem to be forthcoming, we decided to take the hint and do our best to help develop one.

To get the new work list started, we present the following recap of our current work list and then our suggestions for inclusion in a new and improved work list.

First, letís review the regrettable list humans have been working on.
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DREADLINE OF THE WEEK


HEZBOLLAH AND HAMAS REGRET
SELF-DESTRUCTIVE BEHAVIOR;

PLAN TO BUILD
OWN WAILING WALL

Leading deadly duffers of Hezbollah and Hamas have finally surveyed the damage that their woeful misjudgment has inflicted on their own people, perhaps partly out of fear that these long-suffering victims might decide to terrorize them.

As a result of the self-imposed reality therapy, leaders of both organizations have expressed their regrets. In fact, all the better to repent, they have vowed to build their own Wailing Wall.

The source of materials for the project will be the plenteous shattered bricks and cement that their provocative behavior has reduced many an otherwise upright building to.

Thanks, guys, but can you run the film backward to make the demolished buildings arise again and bring the dead back to their families? They obviously need to spend a lot of time contemplating the destruction of, if you will allow the possibly contentious metaphor, their own Solomonís Temple. FULL STORY

SHREDITORIAL

Good Behavior Works:
Ozone Hole Gets Smaller

HEY, USA

Bigamist Begs For Life
Imprisonment; Seeks
Escape From 40 Wives

FOREIGN FUN

Iranian Kook
Rejects Nuke Rebuke,
Despite Fluke

WASHINGTON SPIN DIN

SPOOF OF THE WEEK

Bin Laden's Garden
Of Earthly Frights


CULTURE & COMEDY

Playwrights Give Critic
Bad Review

TECH HUMOR

US Missile Defense
Shoots Down Seagull;
Cheney Present As Backup


CLEVER MONKEY

The Florida Manitee:
For Playing Dumb
While Being As Smart As
Or Smarter Than Dolphins


WITTY QUOTE

"It is our true policy to steer clear of permanent alliance with any portion of the foreign world." George Washington,
Farewell Address


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