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SANELY FUNNY COVER STORY

KOFI ANNAN
THE MIDDLE EAST REPAIRMAN


WILL HIS HANDIWORK KEEP THE PEACE?

Kofi Annan proudly displaying duct tape while in front of him are two hands with their wrists wrapped with it, as they point pistols at each other

The resourceful Secretary-General Kofi Annan sped to the Middle East with his UN emergency repair kit to do maintenance work on the quick fix the UN implemented between Israel and Hezbollah.

Although he emerged from his repair meetings with each adversary and arms supplier effusive with reports of success, there were telltale signs that his handiwork is more like duct tape that could unravel as quick as a speeding bullet.

For instance, we heard the drip, drip, drip of a questionable fix as the result of Lebanon's admission that disarming Hezbollah would cause civil war and the persistent absence of the Israeli soldiers whose kidnapping precipitated the breakdown.

Now, Annan has agreed to help mediate the release of all three soldiers. Let’s hope he can find more in his toolkit than duct tape. He’ll need it to make any progress with the reason-proof twosome of Hez and Ham.

While we gratefully salute whatever fixes Mr. Annan has been able to make, we do wish that his Mr. Fixit announcements would provide more evidence of a job that might result in a permanent repair.
FULL STORY

DREADLINE OF THE WEEK


WHAT? AN IRANIAN
WITH A GOOD THOUGHT
IN HIS CRANIUM?

What do you know? There's at least one top man in Iran who still has a good thought in his cranium. Yes, it appears that Mohmmad Khatami, the mullahland’s former Pres is just such a resilient and commendable gentleman.

During his two-week trip to the USA – interestingly, the mullahs behind the rascally current President allowed his visit and, not only that, our security personnel let him in – he wisely acknowledged, “In the crime of 9/11, two crimes were committed. One was killing innocent people. The second crime was masking this crime in the name of Islam."

He presented three goals for Muslims that are actually welcome. "Your responsibility and our responsibility is to be first a good citizen in whatever country you live; to try for yourself and your children to move up the ladder of social achievement and education; and third is to fight the vague Islamophobia that has been created by those who don't have the best interests of Islam at heart."

Yet the question hangs. Was his mission allowed partly or wholly to obfuscate the dangerous nuclear miconduct of his bully mullah country? FULL STORY

SHREDITORIAL

Farewell To The World’s Favorite
Croc Jock

HEY, USA

Chavez On US Oil Find
In Gulf Of Mexico; Result Of
Leak From Venezuela


FOREIGN FUN

Western Leaders Release Video; Urge Muslims To Convert

WASHINGTON SPIN DIN

SPOOF OF THE WEEK

Aye, Cap’n Bush,
'Tis Not Only The Storm
But The Navigation


CULTURE & COMEDY

The Complete Melodious Mo
And A Way To Go


TECH HUMOR

Scientists Discover Gene That Controls Stupidity



CLEVER MONKEY

King Abdullah.
For OK, If Obvious, Talk
In A NO-K Time



WITTY QUOTE

"Peace, commerce and honest friendship with all nations – entangling alliances with none." Thomas Jefferson
Inaugural Address


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