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NORTH KOREA RISKS NEW DEFINITION OF MAD AS MANIAC’S ASSURED DESTRUCTION

Kim Jong IL, on ground with fingers in ears as missiles drop from USA, Russia, China, England, and France

In its latest nuclear fundraiser, North Korea has risked incurring a new definition of MAD, the wonderfully comforting Cold War acronym for Mutual Assured Destruction, as the more timely Maniac’s Assured Destruction.

Why take such an apparently dumb risk? Pure financial desperation. Not to mention a sly undercurrent of cynicism about how likely the nuclear superpowers are to put up their nuke dukes.
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DREADLINE OF THE WEEK

Iraqi People Beg For Coalition Forces To Remain; Desire More Sectarian Violence

A recent poll of Iraqis has shown that they’re actually begging for coalition forces to remain in Iraq for as long as possible. It seems they’ve gotten so used to sectarian violence that they just don’t know how they possibly could live without it. Of course, there’s the complicating factor that they also don’t know how they can live with it.

Yet, overall, they seem, Shiite, Sunni, and Kurd alike, absolutely delighted by the regular toll of kidnappings, torture, and assassinations.

An enthusiastic Iraqi commented, “What you fail to understand is that Iraqis are really determined to learn the hard way. We don’t expect to make peace with each other until we kill off at least another ten or twenty percent of our population.”
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SHREDITORIAL

New Worldwide Trend:
Intolerance Begets Tolerance



HEY, USA

Eskimos Reject Free Oil;
Tell Chavez
They’d Rather Freeze


FOREIGN FUN

British General Dips His Teabag In Exceedingly Hot Water

WASHINGTON SPIN DIN

SPOOF OF THE WEEK

The Invention Of Heat And Light

Part Five Of
The Invention Of Everything;
An Eyewitness Account

CULTURE & COMEDY

Shaw's Heartbreak House
A Witty Diatribe,
Dumb-Wrong As Ever




TECH HUMOR

Bug-Eyed Nights, Explained; Decaf Doesn’t Mean
Caffeine-Free


CLEVER MONKEY

Barbra Strident
For Her Great New Hit
"People Who Heckle People"



WITTY QUOTE

"Oh, senseless man, who cannot possibly make a worm and yet will make Gods by dozens!"
Montaigne, Essays


About Tom Attea, Humorist

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