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THREE TURBAN MONTE
Bush And Rumsfeld Find Themselves Playing
A Real Sucker's Game

Bush and Rumsfeld ponder three black turbans on a tabletop; they're named after three Muslim clerics

We all know the story of the rube who gets sucked into a game of Three-Card Monte on Fifth Avenue and watches his bets disappear into the pocket of the quick-handed sharpie at the folding card table.

And what do we have in the Middle East now but a variation on the same woefully obvious sucker’s game, which we choose to call Three-Turban Monte?

Can you pick the Medieval headgear under which we can hope to find a winner for America? Or are we bound to be snookered?
FULL STORY

DREADLINE OF THE WEEK

President Of Iran Questions Iran’s Right To Exist

With a surprising salvo of bravado, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has asked the provocative question, “Does Iran have a right to exist?”

In the startling speech, he warned Western nations, especially European ones, that they will be hurt if they continue to insist that Iran should not be wiped off the map.

And, during a national radio address, he hinted, “You should know that the rage of people is boiling hot enough to poach a dozen eggs and is like an ocean that is welling up even worse than Katrina. Once its storm begins blowing, it will go beyond the borders of Lebanon and Palestine, and it will, God willing, hurt Iran.”

Should the nation survive Mr. Ahmadinejad’s frequent demands for self-destruction, it is hoped that the Iranian people will, at long last, begin to conduct themselves for their own peaceful and prosperous benefit. FULL STORY

SHREDITORIAL

Omnipotent Weapon Enlisted
To Halt Nuclear Proliferation:
The Almighty Dollar


HEY, USA

U. S. Population Reaches
300 Million; Wow,
That’s A Lot Of Lovemaking!



FOREIGN FUN

North Korean Says,
“Sorry. Please, Pass
The Collection Basket”

WASHINGTON SPIN DIN

SPOOF OF THE WEEK

The Invention Of
Water And Sky Creatures

Part Five Of
The Invention Of Everything;
An Eyewitness Account

CULTURE & COMEDY

The God Delusion
By Richard Dawkins; Philosophical Fiddling
While Rome Burns


TECH HUMOR

New Microsoft Achievement: Making Even Norton And McAfee
Feel Insecure



CLEVER MONKEY

General Motors:
For Finding A Way To Use
Solar Power Even When It Can’t Afford To Install It



WITTY QUOTE

"A great obstacle to happiness is to expect too much happiness."
Fontenelle, Du Bonheur


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