DREADLINE
MOHAMMED SENT BACK
TO EARTH TO APOLOGIZE.
READS POST-IT FROM GOD.
The other day, we got a welcome call from a guy who claimed to be Mohammed. He said God sent him back to the earth with a Post-It note, and he wanted to come over and read it to us, so we could get it out over the Internet.
We were sure he was a kook, so, being securely sane, we invited him over.
Later, we got a call from the lobby, telling us there was a guy down there in a long white gown who identified himself as Mohammed, but he didn’t have a photo ID.
“Sure, send him up,” we told the guard.
Soon, there was a knock on the door. We opened it and, sure enough, there stood a man who looked just the way you’d expect a Seventh Century Bedouin to look like in clean clothes.
He raised his hand, and said, “Hi. I’m Mohammed. God sent me with a Post-It.”
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