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                                                                                                            December 2006                                       ©2006 NewsLaugh.com  

SANELY FUNNY COVER STORY

THE ALAMO IN IRAQ
BUSH VOWS
TO FIGHT TO THE LAST IRAQI

The Alamo, Being Defended By George Bush as Davy Crockett and Dick Cheney As Jim Bowie

While the consensus in America has come down decidedly on leaving Iraqi to the Iraqis, George Bush seems to inhabit an Alamo of the mind. There he is, an unlikely Davy Crockett, along with Dick Cheney, as an even more unlikely Jim Bowie, holding out against all odds and vowing to fight to the last Iraqi. Only trouble is, the entire policy is based on a decision that the Iraqis themselves are incapable of sorting out their own differences – and turning their national pride on al-Qaeda. FULL STORY

DREADLINE

MOHAMMED SENT BACK TO EARTH TO APOLOGIZE.
READS POST-IT FROM GOD.

The other day, we got a welcome call from a guy who claimed to be Mohammed. He said God sent him back to the earth with a Post-It note, and he wanted to come over and read it to us, so we could get it out over the Internet.

We were sure he was a kook, so, being securely sane, we invited him over.

Later, we got a call from the lobby, telling us there was a guy down there in a long white gown who identified himself as Mohammed, but he didn’t have a photo ID.

“Sure, send him up,” we told the guard.

Soon, there was a knock on the door. We opened it and, sure enough, there stood a man who looked just the way you’d expect a Seventh Century Bedouin to look like in clean clothes.

He raised his hand, and said, “Hi. I’m Mohammed. God sent me with a Post-It.” FULL STORY

SHREDITORIAL

Life Within Finitude.
How Bad Is It, I Wondered, Beside
A Portrait of George Washington?

HEY, USA

Al Sharpton And Jesse Jackson Repent For Use Of The “W” Word


FOREIGN FUN

African And Afghan Women
Gain Right To Kick Men
Where It Hurts

WASHINGTON SPIN DIN

SPOOF

Excuse Me, Mr. Putin,
But Is The Caviar Radioactive?

CULTURE & COMEDY

Salk Institute Forum On
Religion And Science
Almost Grasps The Obvious


TECH HUMOR

Sure, You Can Afford To Lose Your Cell Phone But How About Your $500 Blackberry?



CLEVER MONKEY

Alexander Litvinenko
For refusing to go quietly
into that polonium night




WITTY QUOTE

““The most evident token and apparent sign of true wisdom is a constant and unconstrained rejoicing.”

Montaigne, Essays


About Tom Attea, Humorist

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