SANELY FUNNY COVER STORY

TERROR OR ERROR –
WHAT'S THE REAL BATTLE
OF OUR TIME?

Let’s go right ahead and make a case for error.

We immediately see that the war on terror is actually only an explosive part of the war on error.

Why? It's obviously based on erroneous thinking by its perpetrators, who believe they can make the world Islamic by blowing up people who disagree with them.

There’s also the significant contradiction that their one true God, who would by definition be the God of us all, condones the murder of fellow human beings.

Of course, we can toss in the traditional idea that the most influential way to advocate the superiority of a belief is by example.

Need we extend our argument by dragging in Kant’s Categorical Imperative to indicate how their behavior cannot possibly be an example that all the world can follow.
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DREADLINE

HENRY FORD WAKES UP;
FIRES GREAT GRANDSON

The Ford Motor Company has of late been so inept at building cars Americans would like to own that Henry Ford no longer found it possible to remain dead.

Making a surprise appearance at Ford Headquarters, he entered his great-grandson’s office, and said, “What the hell is going on, Billy?”

“Who are you?” asked William Clay Ford, Jr., now the CEO of the company.

“Who do I look like? Certainly, you’ve seen my pictures since you were a child in swaddling vinyl?”

“Don’t tell me! Great granddad?”

“Don’t great-granddaddy me, Billy boy! Why can’t you make a car people want to buy?”

“We’re trying.”

“Hogwash. Don’t try; just do it!”

“I just hired a new man to make sure it happens.”

“Mulally? What’s an airplane man know about building cars?”

“He turned Boeing around. I figured maybe he can do the same for us.”

“Haven’t you heard what the man’s saying? You’re headed where you’d be going even without him – to being a smaller company. What kind of genius does that take?”
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SHREDITORIAL

What Are So Many Of History’s
Most Unlikable People Alive Today?

HEY, USA

The New Silent Majority:
Everybody Who Voted In November

FOREIGN FUN

Hugo Chavez Vows To Impoverish Own Country

WASHINGTON SPIN DIN

SPOOF

Moose Vamoose For Mars;
Too Many People On Earth

CULTURE & COMEDY

Too Soon To Say Goodbye
By Art Buchwald;
He Who Laughs Last

TECH HUMOR

Microsoft Sued Again
For Being Microsoft

CLEVER MONKEY

The Founding Fathers:
For Saying We Should Avoid Foreign Entanglements

WITTY QUOTE

“Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.”
Oscar Wilde, The Critic as Artist

About Tom Attea, Humorist