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                                                                                                        November 2007                                           ©2007 NewsLaugh.com (Reg. TM)

SANELY FUNNY COVER STORY

KID KREMLIN.
PUTIN PUNCHES BACK.

Funny Cartoon: Vladimir Putin as a boxer, with KGB written on his trunks.

You don’t have to be a boxing buff to enjoy the deft moves of Vladimir Putin, the world’s first KGB-trained boxer. What a punching style. The kid can deliver a left cross and right cross so fast that observers at ringside have called it a double cross.

Let’s go to the main event – the political fight scene, where Kid Kremlin has come out swinging on all the issues.

Take Iran. The US slams on more sanctions, and Putin does a variation on Muhammad Ali’s “rope-a-dope” by doing what might be called “the nuke-a-duke,” saying with a straight face, “The latest steps taken by Iran have convinced us that Iran does not intend to produce nuclear arms." Then he quickly delivers a real haymaker. "In this context, we will continue cooperation with Iran in all areas, including the nuclear energy field."
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HUMOROUS FICTION

THE CHENEY-OBAMA FAMILY PICNIC

Shortly after Lynne Cheney discovered that hubby Dick and Barack Obama are related, the evitable time came to schedule a family picnic. Wishing to welcome the newly discovered relative into the Cheney family circle, she and Dick invited Senator Obama, along with his lovely wife, Michelle, and their two young children.

When the various family members arrived, there were the usual cordialities. As the picnic progressed, Dick and Barack happened to find themselves standing side by side, munching hotdogs.

“Say, there, Barack,” Dick said, “it’s quite a surprise we’re related, wouldn’t you say?”

“You could’ve fooled me, Dick,” Obama replied.

“Only eighth cousins, though,” Cheney slipped in. “Some say ninth.”

“Yep. As I understand it, our mutual ancestors were my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandparents and your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandparents.”

Dick had been busy, using his fingers to keep track. He looked up, and asked, “Did you say one less ‘great’ on my side?”

“Yes, I believe I did.” Barack replied, and took a sip of soda. Then he observed, “Not quite like we’re blood brothers, is it?”

“Funny you should mention that,” Dick said. “I had the same thought. Must have to do with the fact that you’re a Democrat and I’m a Republican.”

“Not to mention,” Barack countered, “that I’m a liberal and you’re a conservative.”
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WASHINGTON SPIN DIN

Bush Berates Congress;
Needs More
Spending Bills To Veto

CULTURE & COMEDY

J. K. Rowling Retracts;
Calls Dumbledore
“A Real Stud Muffin”

WITTY QUOTE

"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man."– G. B. Shaw

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