LAW & LAUGHTER

Sex Offender Sentenced To Remedial Training With Cool Guys

A prescient judge in Wisconsin, noting that any guy who would try to force a woman to do anything, let alone submit to sex, obviously has poor social skills, particularly in regard to women, has sentenced a sex offender to remedial training with guys who actually know how to behave with a woman.

Sex offenders seem delighted with the opportunity. One who had just been sentenced to ten years said, “Look, let’s face it, I’m just no good with women. I don’t know how to strike up a conversation. I’m always uncertain about what to talk about. And I have absolutely no confidence that a woman might decide to have sex with me because she wants to. So I welcome a chance to study with guys who’s really good with women.”

A cool guy who volunteered to educate the sex offender stated, “I’m always happy to pass on what I know about normal human behavior, especially when I think I can save a woman from ending up alone with a guy who apparently just doesn’t have a clue.”

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