LAW & LAUGHTER

Female Security Worker Gets A Rush;
Detains Limbaugh for Possession Of Viagra

A female security worker at Palm Beach International Airport discovered Viagra in Rush Limbaugh’s luggage and got such a rush she decided he had to be detained.

Rush volunteered to accompany her for a pat down.

As luck would have it, just then his attorney rushed in and interrupted the cozy inspection, saying that a doctor prescribed the drug and she had no right to seize Mr. Limbaugh.

Then the sheriff, who would never use the drug without a prescription, although it’s available on the Internet so pervasively it has become the spam what am, plans to file a report about Rush with the state attorney's office, and the run in may jeopardize Limbaugh’s parole for overusing painkillers.

Taken with how much the female security officer desired to examine him, Mr. Limbaugh is considering proposing to her.

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