SPORTS SHORTS

To the disappointment of many Olympic fans, the American team did unexpected poorly at the winter games. 

The cause of their disappointing showing has now been discovered.

It is being attributed to the fact that the games took place in Italy and that most members of the American team simply overate.  As a result, they were hardly able to move, let alone perform with agility.

They returned home disheartened and, like a great many aficionados of Italian food, overweight.

But the experience has taught the team an invaluable lesson.  When competing, don’t eat out.

Already looking forward to the next Olympic Games, the coaches have announced that the team will report for training at Weight Watchers.

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