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BILL CLINTON IN SECRET TALKS WITH WIFE; MAY CONSENT TO RUN FOR VICE PRESIDENT

Former President Bill Clinton has been holding secret talks with his wife and wannabe President Hillary and has, the rumor mill informs us, agreed to be her Vice Presidential candidate.

We are told the decision was not an easy one for Mr. Clinton, but he has bravely consented to rally round the Democratic cause.

So, as 2008 draws nigh and the inevitable blizzard of questions to her on who she hopes to name as her running mate go discreetly unanswered, just remember you heard it here first that the resourceful husband and wife team plan to make another run for the White House.

Given the current state of America’s feelings about the comeuppances of the Republican tenure, there is actually a very high likelihood that the dedicated duo could once again be frolicking in the realms of Presidential empowerment. Only this time we would, of course, have President Hillary Clinton and Vice President Bill Clinton.

While Democrats cheer; Republicans may double over with wails of dread, while they reach out with hopeful hands for a surprisingly strong showing by the now-flirtatious Rudy or the ever-coy Jeb.

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