WASHINGTON SPIN DIN

Where does George Bush Buy His Earplugs?

Ever since the mid-term elections, all the buzz in Washington has been about where George Bush buys his earplugs. They’re so marvelously effective.

The nation voted his party out over the Iraq war. The Democrats took control of the Senate and the House. The results were the electoral equivalent of a national scream.

But did he hear it? No. In fact, he’s contemplating sending more troops to Iraq.

But you can’t blame the Pres. He would do the will of the American people instantly if he could only hear them.

The fault is with the earplugs. They’re doing what they were made to do – and so well it’s no wonder everybody is asking where he gets them.

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